Because who said poetry has to be so serious?
Not sure if any of the below will crack you up but I was just in one of those moods, ya know. Prepare to be mildly entertained, if I'm lucky:
Two haikus
Unforgettable.
Kissed by the sun, skin so hot .
Melting popsicles.
- California Girls
No privacy here.
Somebody is watching me.
Is it just a dream?
- No, it's Michael Jackson!
i asked
him
'what's cooler
than being
cool?'
he shouts
a million voices
at me
i can't
hear him.
i ask
again
'what's cooler
than being
cool?'
he speaks
a thousand voices
and then
I suddenly hear him:
'ice cold'
- alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright
Me: Leaning Tower of Pisa
You: Leaning Tower of Pizza
A dyslexic: the sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side
The guy on the toilet: That's a Leaning Tower of Pisa, you idiot!
- confusion
Oh my
God
It's happening
Everybody stay
Calm
Everybody stay
Calm
STAY FUCKING CALM!
Everybody calm
The fuck
Down!
- what's the procedure?
Please share your creations, or write some if you have any ideas! I would love to read them.
Speaking of JCC above, here’s another by Luke Wright who often opens for John on tour.