If nor embarrassing,feel free to use any other adjective describing a moment.
Might not be embarrassing,however,annoying.
Long story short,me and a old friend of mine went on a date.
After a very bazaar start(feel free to guess how it all started)
And I arrive first.An hour earlier before my date,since people love guys who are first.
Even back then,I still thought this way.
The date arrives ANNNNNNNNDDDDDDDD
Becomes unappreciated.
No clue why???
Was it because I wore a black t-shirt and khaki shorts???
We were on a friendship,not relationship.
Maybe because I'm boring.
After all I only talk about life,poetry and dreams never realize.Even now I'm still like this.
Hell,is it because we both pay for our own tickets and I didn't pay for my dates???
Okay,okay I can see how that be a HUGE turnoff.
Anyway,in the end,it was actually one of the WORST days I had.
My date ain't the reason why,they were cool.
And they were just trying to make me happy.
Its worst mainly because I could have use that time productively.
At least I had an awesome UBER ride home via a conversation.
I'm not cut out for dating,relationships and from that day on,I'm FOREVER OFF THE MARKET.....AND DAMN PROUD OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!
So,Covers,feel free to share,if you dare.
My 2nd date with Cath my wife, it was a lovely sunny day in the heatwave of 1987 and we walked to the local Duckpond and having a picnic! Bag of crisps and a can of coke and I was laying on the grass trying to look cool in my new white slazenger t-shirt. When we stood up we realised I'd been laying in Goose shit and had massive stains on my shirt!! I'm lucky it didn't put her off me.